What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”